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imkevin: How to watch a DVD You always hear talk about how home theaters are causing more people to stay at home instead of going to a multiplex. Luckily DVD has taken measures to level the playing field again. 1. Anti-piracy notice. Calm and reassuring. 2. INTERPOL Warning. Holy shit I think my DVD player broke! 3. Same as above, but in French or something 4. Legal copy about the commentary track which I am not viewing 5. French version of screen #4 6. Spanish version of screen #5 7. Hey that looks like a movie! Yes…I actually get angry when someone fasts forwards thru all of this:  it ruins my suspension of reality.  I like to feel like I’m actually at the movies.

imkevin:

How to watch a DVD

You always hear talk about how home theaters are causing more people to stay at home instead of going to a multiplex. Luckily DVD has taken measures to level the playing field again.

1. Anti-piracy notice. Calm and reassuring.

2. INTERPOL Warning. Holy shit I think my DVD player broke!

3. Same as above, but in French or something

4. Legal copy about the commentary track which I am not viewing

5. French version of screen #4

6. Spanish version of screen #5

7. Hey that looks like a movie!

Yes…I actually get angry when someone fasts forwards thru all of this:  it ruins my suspension of reality.  I like to feel like I’m actually at the movies.

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    Yes…I actually get angry when someone fasts forwards thru all...to feel like I’m actually...
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    Glad this pisses off
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