I just broke the news to these two about my iPhone. I’m sure they’ll recover.
Goodbye, iPhone. I’ll see you again one day. Perhaps on a better network if they don’t price gouge their rate plans and add-on features because of your status and social appeal. I still love you. And trust me, it’s me. It’s not you.
No, wait. It’s not me either. It’s AT&T.
Blame them.
XOXO
~DJ
