Nike is releasing self-lacing Back To The Future Part II-inspired sneakers.
This is cool. I mean, it’s cool that they’re going to exist. I wouldn’t actually wear the things for two reasons:
1) They’re fugly.
2) Rumor has is that they’ll cost about one thousand dollars.
Now give me a hoverboard, universe, and we can talk.
I’m starting a piggy bank now. I will have these shoes on my feet.